Envelope

[Pete]

Wanted , a big brown envelope full of money so I can retire

 

[Phil the Dill]

Wanted , a big brown envelope full of money so I can retire

If I find one I'll think of you.

 

[Phil the Dill]

Not long enough to send it to you though

 

[Pilgrimmick]

I have the envelope, you provide the cash.

 

[Pete]

I have the envelope, you provide the cash.

I'm trying really hard , but the taxman keeps thwarting my attempts

 

[Pete]

I have the envelope, you provide the cash.

Give me the bothy and I'll give you some cash

 

[Pilgrimmick]

If you mean the Luxury detached spa accommodation then, sod off! But you are free to stay anytime you wish, has some double glazing now.

 

[Pete]

If you mean the Luxury detached spa accommodation then, sod off! But you are free to stay anytime you wish, has some double glazing now.

Getting a bit posh now arent we , double glazing

 

[Pete]

Hang on what spa ? Do you mean the river

 

[Pilgrimmick]

I mean the invigorating mineral water spa, chilled to perfection to get the blood circulation going, with built in jacuzzi effect, aquatic life features and panoramic views.







Only a peasant would call it a river.

 

[Pete]

I mean the invigorating mineral water spa, chilled to perfection to get the blood circulation going, with built in jacuzzi effect, aquatic life features and panoramic views.







Only a peasant would call it a river.

And proud to be a peasant I am , makes me a better person it's a river , , it's so cold it will freeze your blood , it flows that fast and hard it washes boulders the size of cars away, full of fish and animal and human turds . I'll give you the views one though but most possibly the peacefullest place I've ever had the pleasure to have stayed

 

[Pilgrimmick]

If you use the spa, it will allow the blood to go to your legs and you will be able to walk better, without staggering.

Just saying

 

[Pete]

If you use the spa, it will allow the blood to go to your legs and you will be able to walk better, without staggering.

Just saying

Your a knob

Just sayin

 

[Pilgrimmick]

Least I can walk and get up the morning after!

 

[Sawdust]

Hang on what spa ? Do you mean the river

It's a burn...

 

[Sawdust]

I mean the invigorating mineral water spa, chilled to perfection to get the blood circulation going, with built in jacuzzi effect, aquatic life features and panoramic views.







Only a peasant would call it a river.

 

[Pete]

Least I can walk and get up the morning after!

Who was stood outside in their grundies having a brew and enjoying the morning sun . Moi

 

[Pete]

It's a burn...

Until you feckers get independence ITS A FÛCKIN RIVER

 

[Pete]

And proud to be a peasant I am , makes me a better person it's a river , , it's so cold it will freeze your blood , it flows that fast and hard it washes boulders the size of cars away, full of fish and animal and human turds . I'll give you the views one though but most possibly the peacefullest place I've ever had the pleasure to have stayed

I mean how can you not be at peace here

 

[Sawdust]

Until you feckers get independence ITS A FÛCKIN RIVER

We've got it Boris told me he'll have it nailed by end o January so it IS A BURN