Hmmm..

[4wd]

I can't find the hmmm thread but this need to go in it.
They could apply this to other professions starting with politicians, police and NHS staff.
A little guy who works here sometimes has to have an NHS home visit once a fortnight he says one off them has to position herself just right to get through his front door

Fat fishermen face ban from working at sea unless they get BMI down

From November onwards fishermen will need a doctor-approved medical certificate to work displaying their BMI.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Nearly]

Let's say MP's need a 'healthy' BMI to keep their snouts in the trough.
I had to check on the date of the article.
Please don't start on farmers.

 

[Phil the Dill]

I can't find the hmmm thread but this need to go in it.
They could apply this to other professions starting with politicians, police and NHS staff.
A little guy who works here sometimes has to have an NHS home visit once a fortnight he says one off them has to position herself just right to get through his front door

Fat fishermen face ban from working at sea unless they get BMI down

From November onwards fishermen will need a doctor-approved medical certificate to work displaying their BMI.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[itsalwaysme]

You haven't have you

 

[Jon Feetham]

You haven't have you

He's got form

 

[Matthew]

I can't find the hmmm thread but this need to go in it.
They could apply this to other professions starting with politicians, police and NHS staff.
A little guy who works here sometimes has to have an NHS home visit once a fortnight he says one off them has to position herself just right to get through his front door

Fat fishermen face ban from working at sea unless they get BMI down

From November onwards fishermen will need a doctor-approved medical certificate to work displaying their BMI.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I think we've all seen the sterling workers at parish food banks. Stick thin, loading up the donated bags and boxes.
To be collected by XXXlarge recipients? mmmmm

 

[Phil the Dill]

You haven't have you

I checked the moderator log, would appear that it disappeared yesterday afternoon. Guilty as charged unfortunately.

 

[4wd]

I checked the moderator log, would appear that it disappeared yesterday afternoon. Guilty as charged unfortunately.

Is there plenty of space on servers we could be more economical with file sizes and such if need be.

 

[itsalwaysme]

I checked the moderator log, would appear that it disappeared yesterday afternoon. Guilty as charged unfortunately.

Good job you and @opininionated aren't in charge of THE Red Button

 

[Phil the Dill]

Is there plenty of space on servers we could be more economical with file sizes and such if need be.

That isn't an issue. Was clearing the out "Agmatters newshound" pre-mod posts and accidentally selected the "things that make you go Hmmm" thread as well.

 

[Jon Feetham]

That isn't an issue. Was clearing the out "Agmatters newshound" pre-mod posts and accidentally selected the "things that make you go Hmmm" thread as well.

We all make mistakes (as the Dalek said as he climbed off the dustbin)

 

[Sawdust]

We all make mistakes (as the Dalek said as he climbed off the dustbin)

At least everything was contained…

 

[4wd]

There's this going round too.
It's just like the 70s and 80s when the cops liked turn up and scoop golliwogs into their vans - whether they caused trouble or not.
And didn't even read them their rights.
Youtube have made it age-restricted

youtube.com/watch?v=Hp2rkgYq8AY

 

[itsalwaysme]

There's this going round too.
It's just like the 70s and 80s when the cops liked turn up and scoop golliwogs into their vans - whether they caused trouble or not.
And didn't even read them their rights.
Youtube have made it age-restricted

youtube.com/watch?v=Hp2rkgYq8AY

I think the other article about this said 6 Police involved, acting on an anonymous tip-off, yet if you phone up about real crime, they'd want to know everything about you and then still wouldn't turn up to investigate
The world really has gone mad, it's time we stopped pandering to all this bo!!ocks about someone being offended
One comment did make me smile though
"All that time wasted soaking labels off jam jars? Now u get 500 free with every dingy lol"

 

[Old Boar]

Any minute now I expect to get raided for my copy of Little Black Sambo...

 

[Slackjawedyokel]

Any minute now I expect to get raided for my copy of Little Black Sambo...

You can still buy it on Amazon, apparently:

Little Black Sambo: Uncensored Original 1922 Full Color Reproduction: Amazon.co.uk: Bannerman, Helen, Williams, Florence White: 9781640321410: Books

Buy Little Black Sambo: Uncensored Original 1922 Full Color Reproduction by Bannerman, Helen, Williams, Florence White (ISBN: 9781640321410) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.

www.amazon.co.uk

Although this is the version I remember from my Grandparents house:

The Story of Little Black Sambo by Bannerman, Helen

Buy The Story of Little Black Sambo by Bannerman, Helen (ISBN: 9781725048874) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.

www.amazon.co.uk

I’m sure I will be sent for reprogramming at some stage…

 

[Alicecow]

Any minute now I expect to get raided for my copy of Little Black Sambo...

I think I might have some banned copies of Dr Seuss

 

[Slackjawedyokel]

I think I might have some banned copies of Dr Seuss

What does the Cat in the Hat do

 

[Alicecow]

What does the Cat in the Hat do

i could tell you, but.....!

 

[Alicecow]

What does the Cat do in the Hat